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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more Ten ridiculously stereotypical consumer victims (a yuppie, a housewife, a retiree, a jock, a bible thumper, a cowboy, a preppy, a gamer, a goth, and a white suburban gangsta) find themselves unable to leave the mall one day. There is nothing stopping them. The doors are unlocked. Other shoppers are able to come and go as they please. But for some inexplicable reason, these ten people cannot pry themselves away from their shopping miasma. The mall closes, and they won't leave. Days pass, and they're still there, eating meals in the food court and sleeping in department store bedroom displays. Then they begin to die off, one by one, murdered by a mysterious killer, and they still won't allow themselves to escape.

What I think:

Sounds interesting actually lol! But I must say the cover freaks me out more than the title!

Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more Step into a dark and absurd where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very popular anal probe.

What I think:

I actually don't know what to say...

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Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more plot: A psycho-sexual fairy tale about a multi-gender screwing toy who is purchased by a razor dominatrix and brought into her nightmarish worlds of bizarre sex and mutilation.

What I think:

I actually don't know what to say...

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The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

What I think:

I actually don't know what to say...

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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more Written with an effervescent sense of humor, this is a book for anyone who wants to enjoy the outdoors responsibly.

What I think:

Doubt I'd read it, but it does look interesting!

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom by Celia Rivenbark

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more  Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn - sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible. Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. 
In this collection of screamingly funny essays you'll discover: How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy), secrets of celebrity moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them), and eBay addiction and why. It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelson's face in your grits?) 


Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues. 

And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

What I think:

Doubt I'd read it, but it does look interesting!

Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

 
Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more  A beautiful new trade edition of the original science fiction masterpiece that inspired the cult movie classic Blade Runner. By 2021, the World War had killed millions, driving entire species into extinction and sending mankind off-planet. Those who remained coveted any living creature and for people who couldn't afford one, companies built incredibly realistic simulacrae: horses, birds, cats, sheep . . . even humans.






What I think:

Despite the arb title, I would red this!

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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My Big Nose & Other Natural Disasters by Sydney Salter

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more  It's the end of junior year, and summer is about to begin. The Summer of Passion, to be exact, when Jory Michaels plans to explore all the possibilities of the future - and, with any luck, score a boyfriend in the process. But Jory has a problem. A big problem. A curvy, honking, bumpy, problem in the form of her Super Schnozz, the one thing standing between Jory and happiness. And now, with the Summer of Passion stretched before her like an open road, she's determined for Super Schnozz to disappear.
Jory takes a job delivering wedding cakes to save up for a nose job at the end of the summer; she even keeps a book filled with magazine cutouts of perfect noses to show the doctor. But nothing is ever easy for accident-prone Jory - and before she knows it, her Summer of Passion falls apart faster than the delivery van she crashes.
In her hilarious and heartbreaking debut novel, Sydney Salter delivers a story about broadening your horizons, accepting yourself, and finding love right under your nose.

What I think:

I'd read it :) Love the cover!

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales by Oliver Sacks

PS: Not the English cover, I just had to use it :)

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more  In his most extraordinary book, "one of the great clinical writers of the 20th century" (The New York Times) recounts the case histories of patients lost in the bizarre, apparently inescapable world of neurological disorders. Oliver Sacks's The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat tells the stories of individuals afflicted with fantastic perceptual and intellectual aberrations: patients who have lost their memories and with them the greater part of their pasts; who are no longer able to recognize people and common objects; who are stricken with violent tics and grimaces or who shout involuntary obscenities; whose limbs have become alien; who have been dismissed as retarded yet are gifted with uncanny artistic or mathematical talents.

If inconceivably strange, these brilliant tales remain, in Dr. Sacks's splendid and sympathetic telling, deeply human. They are studies of life struggling against incredible adversity, and they enable us to enter the world of the neurologically impaired, to imagine with our hearts what it must be to live and feel as they do. A great healer, Sacks never loses sight of medicine's ultimate responsibility: "the suffering, afflicted, fighting human subject."

What I think:

This does sound very interesting! I think it's a book one would read and think wow I'm glad I am who I am.

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster by Robert Rankin

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He has the script and the money, but Hollywood isn't keen. Could the perfect partnership lie with Ernest Fudgepacker of Fudgepacker's Emporium?

What I think:

I'd read it

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max

Goodreads summary:

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. 

What i think:

Personally i think if beer gets served in hell it would really be hell!

(Away for a bit, but I'll be back and read the comments)

Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes by Lewis Grizzard

Goodreads summary:

In this new book, Grizzard writes about the relationships between men and women, sex in the South versus sex in the North. Writing about wives, lovers...more In this new book, Grizzard writes about the relationships between men and women, sex in the South versus sex in the North. Writing about wives, lovers and friends, Grizzard sets out to prove that sex is not dirty but hilarious--and he succeeds. Advertising in the New York Times Book Review and the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

What i think:

What in the world? The potatoes with eyes really freak me out lol

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We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

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Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler




















Goodreads summary:

"When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power - vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense."

Has anyone read this book? Is it worth the read?

Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin

What's even stranger is its summary on goodreads:

"In Robert Rankin’s latest warped fantasy, a serial killer is murdering notable nursery rhyme characters and leaving chocolate calling cards at the scene of each crime."

I think I'll have to read this book just out of curiosity!