Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more Ten ridiculously stereotypical consumer victims (a yuppie, a housewife, a retiree, a jock, a bible thumper, a cowboy, a preppy, a gamer, a goth, and a white suburban gangsta) find themselves unable to leave the mall one day. There is nothing stopping them. The doors are unlocked. Other shoppers are able to come and go as they please. But for some inexplicable reason, these ten people cannot pry themselves away from their shopping miasma. The mall closes, and they won't leave. Days pass, and they're still there, eating meals in the food court and sleeping in department store bedroom displays. Then they begin to die off, one by one, murdered by a mysterious killer, and they still won't allow themselves to escape.

What I think:

Sounds interesting actually lol! But I must say the cover freaks me out more than the title!