Title Of The Week

We all know those titles that make us do a double take just to make sure we read right?

This is one of them:

The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III

Goodreads summary:

Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him. He ...more It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

What I think:

I actually don't know what to say...