Thursday, September 23, 2010

Funny Friday

Here are some Jokes for Friday:


Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


4 comments:

Unknown said...

Those were really cute - esp the bathroom!
(Scale in the driveway? My hubby would never be found!!)

Jeremy said...

OMG That was funny! I also like the bathroom pic.

Enbrethiliel said...

+JMJ+

I don't know what's funnier--the joke or the bathroom picture! LOL! Thanks for the laugh, Lu. =D

Sugar and Snark said...

Its a pleasure :D

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